While David and Kaela relocate due to water damage in their apartment, the Hyper-Realists step in to deal with some water damage of their own...
"Standing Water" is credited to Cosmo Fish. Read along here.
#140 - "Forget and Sleep"
A story that lives up to its title in more ways than one, as Dead Palette, Allen and Slimebeast find out the hard way.
Credited to StoryChair.
#139 - "Barbed Wire"
Dead Palette, Allen and Slimebeast watch "The Bye Bye Man" for awhile... I think? Hard to say...
"Barved Wire" is credited to Casecr.
#119 - "Dawkson's Cave"
The gang hasn't done enough caving yet, apparently, and Dead Palette, Allen, Slimebeast and ClericofMadness don't want to wait for our lives to be over... or for David to get back. They forge ahead and find a skeleton - not a figurative story structure idea, a literal skeleton. Will it prove to be a spooky scary one, or is it so misunderstood?
"Dawkson's Cave" is credited to Velvet Rose
#107 - "Camp Hell"
This Patron's Poison is definitely on the weird side and is making David, Allen and Slimebeast very confused. What starts as a story about a trip to summer camp with creepy elements rapidly becomes a hodgepodge of strange details. Does it ultimately have a payoff?
"Camp Hell" is uncredited and was found on http://nothotbutspicy.com/
#104 - "Existence"
This is not the whole title, but you'll hear it brought up in the story. David, Dead Palette and Slimebeast wonder why Liam Vickers was so concerned about having his name in the title. Maybe it's because it wouldn't catch their eye otherwise? Who knows. Either way, this Patron's Poison should be interesting regardless... right?
"Existence" is credited to, unsurprisingly, Liam Vickers.
#103 - Short and Shivery 12
Once again, it's an exchange of shorter stories with David, Dead Palette, Allen and Slimebeast. There's no real interconnecting theme between these two, other than that they might both be entertaining and bizarre reads.
"Remember, Dogs Are For Life And Not Just For Christmas" is credited to pross40745.
"Fractalvore" is credited to Chiropto Necrolis.
#101 - "Jeff the Killer 2015" Part 2
The Committee continues the daunting task of looking at this "gritty" reboot of Jeff the Killer's origin story: now with 100% more tubular flare gun!
"Jeff the Killer 2015" is credited to K. Banning Kellum.
#100 - "Jeff the Killer 2015" Part 1
The centennial episode of this podcast requires a watershed Creepypasta, and who better to represent the best of the worst IconPasta has to offer than our old friend Jeff? This time, however, the Welcome Committee is looking at an attempt at retelling Jeff's origin in a more serious fashion, one voted the best of many by popular vote. Is it possible to salvage a character like Jeff, or will any attempts at revision be buried under the gang's constant callbacks to old UCA memes?
"Jeff the Killer 2015" is credited to K. Banning Kellum.
#74 - Jane the Killer
Oh! Here comes the Welcome Committee to plunge headfirst into the ridiculous lore behind Jeff the Killer's Ms. Male Character, Jane the Killer. There's no doubt David, Dead Palette, Allen, Kaela and Slimebeast are in for something stupid, but even they cannot anticipate just how strangely entertaining the whole thing is...
"Jane's Letter (AKA Jane the Killer)" is credited to AngryDogDesigns; "Jane the Killer: The Real Story" is uncredited on the source we found it. Read them along with both here.
#64 - "Binary DNA"
Dead Palette, Allen and Slimebeast kick off the new year with a story of conspiracies and cliches. But something seems missing... What could it possibly be?
"Binary DNA" is written, apparently, anonymously. Read along here
#46 - The Queen's Guard Story
David and Slimebeast are joined by special guest Dustin Koski of Chilling Tales: The Podcast to read a NoSleep account with a very long name. Will this tale steadfastly bring chills, or will it just be made a spectacle?
The story is credited to inaaace. Read along here.
#43 - "Clockwork: Your Time Is UP"
David takes some time off from Happy Appy to read a story with Kaela and Slimebeast, but it seems there will be no relief in sight as they read another "icon" story about a girl with a tragic past and an even more tragic present as a murderer. Is the real tragedy that this is just another Jeff the Killer wannabe? Only time will tell...
"Clockwork: Your Time Is Up" can be read along with here.
#34 - "The Real Chuck E. Cheese"
David, Kaela and Slimebeast have ordered a dubious dish from that arcade/pizzeria "where a kid can be a kid." What horrors could a story set among creepy animatronic animals and dirty play structures contain? Unfortunately, none of the above apply...
"The Real Chuck E. Cheese" is uncredited. You can read along here.
#33 - Short and Shivery 5
David and Slimebeast read a pair of stories dealing with a couple of Creepypasta "icon" characters, the sort that inspire fan works across the net: Eyeless Jack and the Seed Eater.
"Eyeless Jack" has an unknown author. "Through the Trees" is apparently credited to Orfy666.
#31 - The Harbinger Experience
It certainly was an experience for David, Dead Palette, Kaela and Slimebeast. Is this popular story really as effective as its cracked up to be?
"The Harbinger Experiment" is credited to Zyon J. You can read along here.
#26 - "The Man with the Cane"
Kaela once again takes over the show to chase the mystery started in David's "Grad Night in the Haunted Mansion" from Disneyland to Walt Disney World, aided by Nick Barbera and now joined by Slimebeast. Does this sequel hold a candle to the original, or is it easily snuffed by ponderous prose?
"The Man with the Cane" was written by David King. You can read along here.
#25 - "Ronald McDonald House"
Frequent requests for this particular Creepypasta have forced David, Dead Palette, Slimebeast and Nick Nocturne to put on their health and safety badges and perform an inspection. Will fast food clowns manage to terrify, or does this have "stinkburger" written all over it? Ba da ba ba baaa~
"Ronald McDonald House" was written by Dkingsbury. You can read along here.
#23 - Candle Cove Discussion (Dead Palette vs. Slimebeast)
Is Candle Cove really as good as it's made out to be? Slimebeast challenges the assumption while Dead Palette defends and Nick Nocturne play referee. All this while David looks on.
"Candle Cove" is written by Kris Straub. Check out this and other works of his at chainsawsuit.com
#9 - "Room Zero" (Benview on Slimebeast Pt. 2)
Having survived the horrors of Mowgli's Palace in "Abandoned By Disney," Matt Benson, Andrew Linde (Nerds Eye View; Shut Up Leonard) and David take a spin on the follow-up story, where dark secrets lurk below Walt Disney World itself. Will they uncover fresh horrors, or stale terrors?
"Room Zero" is written by Slimebeast. You can read this and other works of his here.