In this creepy-crawly episode, David reunites with returning guest Matt Holley to answer a very weird Craigslist ad. Will this narrative angle convince our hosts to commit, or will they be turned away by a shoddy product?
"Serious Inquiries Only, Please!" was written by Urkelbot666. Read along here.
Music credit: "Lost in the Lair of the Sea God" by Abysmii.
The band breaks up.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
This is where the tables turn, and the gang faces down the divisive horror at the top of the conspiracy. Fair warning: this will no doubt be an upsetting and possibly stressful turn of events, so pay close attention to the disclaimer at the beginning.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
The boys (and Gram-Gram) head back to the Ozarks to continue the winding tale. What even is "Borrasca," and why does the sound from the mountain herald catastrophe?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
After what feels like ages of hoping, David finally gets his wish as he, Dead Palette and Allen get started reading the novella-length C.K. Walker story, set in a small Ozarks town and through the eyes of a child, at least to start with. Will it prove to be all it's cracked up to be? And why did Dead Palette decide it was a good idea to invite Gram-Gram Palette along?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
David offers his co-hosts a C.K. Walker short story to whet their appetites for more of the author's work down the line, but this is one none of them have read before. Will it be intriguing enough to Dead Palette and Allen that it will pave the way for the infamous "Borrasca?" And, more importantly, what's their opinion on Pop-Tarts vs. Toaster Strudel?
Now it's Dead Palette's turn to be absent as David, Kaela, Allen and Mike MacDee dig into one of his own stories. It's a surreal trip to a college campus where the laws of space and time are off-kilter, but will it ascribe to the writing method Dead Palette so strongly advocates?
Bishop Selby was written by Dead Palette. Read along here.
In their second analysis together, David and Dead Palette dubiously poke at the contents of "Normal Porn for Normal People," which is anything but normal. Does this story have the creepy factor, or is it all hidden under the sheets?
David joins forces with fellow macabre artist Dead Palette to investigate the tantalizing appeal of the unknown and unknowable in "Barbie.avi." But first, they get a little sidetracked talking about video games...