In this creepy-crawly episode, David reunites with returning guest Matt Holley to answer a very weird Craigslist ad. Will this narrative angle convince our hosts to commit, or will they be turned away by a shoddy product?
"Serious Inquiries Only, Please!" was written by Urkelbot666. Read along here.
Music credit: "Lost in the Lair of the Sea God" by Abysmii.
The band breaks up.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
This is where the tables turn, and the gang faces down the divisive horror at the top of the conspiracy. Fair warning: this will no doubt be an upsetting and possibly stressful turn of events, so pay close attention to the disclaimer at the beginning.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
David and Dead Palette meet with half the cast of Rawdog Readings - Zath, HyperThermal and Beth - to imbibe another Patron's Poison of a eerie encounter on a dark mountain trail. Is the whole thing to be taken at face value, or does a joke observation by Dead Palette turn out to be the clumsy hidden subtext of the tale?
"Prey" is credited to John R. Read along here.
David and Kaela kind of feel like it's the first episode all over again, except it's definitely not since they're not reading "Laughing Jack" but a story about wallpaper and obsession. No, not the Charlotte Perkins Gilman short story that's also about wallpaper and obsession. Just... Just give it a listen.
"A Tear in the Wallpaper" is credited to Umbrello. Rad along here.
The boys (and Gram-Gram) head back to the Ozarks to continue the winding tale. What even is "Borrasca," and why does the sound from the mountain herald catastrophe?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
After what feels like ages of hoping, David finally gets his wish as he, Dead Palette and Allen get started reading the novella-length C.K. Walker story, set in a small Ozarks town and through the eyes of a child, at least to start with. Will it prove to be all it's cracked up to be? And why did Dead Palette decide it was a good idea to invite Gram-Gram Palette along?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
With class and sophistication your terrific trio kick of 2018 with all the professionalism you expect from Undercooked Analysis. Their story this time around features a frustrated writer that eats brown sugar and is paid a visit in his lonely cabin by something hideous. Will this story crawl into our hearts, or is it best to lock the doors and leave it outside?
"One Windy Night" is credited to Isaac Boissonneau (Hopefullygoodgramar). Read along here.
The second-most highly rated story on Creepypasta.com comes under scrutiny from the boys, with the usual care, precision and nonsense you've come to expect. Will this story of an over-protective spirit be a Patch Adams, or a One-Hour Photo?
"Love" is uncredited.
David, Dead Palette and Allen survived the Zombie Apocalypse, but now must face new horrors in this post-outbreak story. Will this story tread new ground, or is it a shambling, moaning mess?
Credited to J.S. Lawhead.
Here on UCA, we only ever ask the hard-hitting questions, especially when David, Allen, Eli and Kylie get together to read stories about store psychics and eerie encounters. What are those questions? Listen and find out.
"Not All Psychics Are Frauds" is credited to Jasper DeWitt.
The gang hasn't done enough caving yet, apparently, and Dead Palette, Allen, Slimebeast and ClericofMadness don't want to wait for our lives to be over... or for David to get back. They forge ahead and find a skeleton - not a figurative story structure idea, a literal skeleton. Will it prove to be a spooky scary one, or is it so misunderstood?
"Dawkson's Cave" is credited to Velvet Rose
David, Allen and ClericofMadness imbibe more Patrons' Poison as they go spelunking into this cave story (no, not the video game). What's lurking in the dark, and is it just as grotesque as our readers have been warned about?
"Cave Children" is uncredited.
David and Dead Palette take a look at this Patron's Poison with the help of special guest ClericofMadness, the founder of Creeypasta Wiki. PokePasta is a fairly cut-and-dried format that has never been that effective, but will this entry find a way to surprise our panel of critics, or will is it just spinning its pinwheels?
"Pokemon Pinwheel Village" is credited to NotSoCrazyAfterAll.
Patrons' Poison grants us another user-submitted original when the gang imbibes this toxic tale of a very strange plant discovery. Will this story grow on David, Dead Palette and Allen, or will it need to be nipped in the bud?
"The Long Game" is credited to Prasakour.
Picking up where they left off, the boys now come face-to-face with the apparent source of the chanting and the ultimatum presented to our protagonist. But why do they keep talking about ginger ale? Because that is how they roll.
"The Chanting in the Woods" is credited to Sargumphigaus.