It's the return of NoSleep Nonsense as Allen brings on Mike MacDee and Nick Nocturne for a rousing read of a faulty Alexa and a person with a talent that really sucks. How do these stories fair?
"My Amazon Alexa does more than just laugh" and "Why do all my lollipops moan when I put them in my mouth?" are both credited to iia.
Allen and Mike MacDee have a pitch for a new kind of show, wherein they craft a story based on audience-selected criteria: this time, it's a haunted cartridge story about a certain cyborg bee and must involve a dead family member, friend or lover.
An episode from our archives, considered for a new segment of the show but never followed through on... until now. David, Dead Palette and Allen are given several short stories by ClericofMadness from Creepypasta Wiki's Content Abuse Log: stories that are automatically blocked due to cliches, overused tropes and just plain clumsiness.
The band breaks up.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
This is where the tables turn, and the gang faces down the divisive horror at the top of the conspiracy. Fair warning: this will no doubt be an upsetting and possibly stressful turn of events, so pay close attention to the disclaimer at the beginning.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
The boys (and Gram-Gram) head back to the Ozarks to continue the winding tale. What even is "Borrasca," and why does the sound from the mountain herald catastrophe?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
After what feels like ages of hoping, David finally gets his wish as he, Dead Palette and Allen get started reading the novella-length C.K. Walker story, set in a small Ozarks town and through the eyes of a child, at least to start with. Will it prove to be all it's cracked up to be? And why did Dead Palette decide it was a good idea to invite Gram-Gram Palette along?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
It's true when they say too much TV will kill you. Allen, Dead Palette, Eli and Kylie read a a story of a "hyper-realistic" surprise gone bad, with the occasional chime in of special guest Raptor Noises.
"HD Death" is credited to Umbrello.
Allen is David, Dead Palette is Abysmii, Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon/Animal Fact Files are themselves, and there might be a cameo by Prasakour as raptor noises in yet another ponderous edition of Short and Shivery.
"The Special Ingredient" is credited to sgy0003.
"Purgatory" is credited to Fluteheart.
David, Dead Palette and Allen would walk at least that far to get you another batch of RitualPasta. This time they take a little road trip down a spooky stretch of highway looking for their ultimate desire. Will they get their wish, or will the story leave them wishing they hadn't read it at all?
"11 Miles" is credited to Emerry.
Another one already? And it's another haunted gaming collection? What are these guys even thinking? It seems January 2018 is the month of the Cursed Cartridge, and this time the gang focuses on the Nintendo 64.
"1080 Snowboarding N64: The Dark Boarder" is credited to Incorrect3. Read along here.
"Glover Creepypasta" is credited to Nintendude. Read along here.
With class and sophistication your terrific trio kick of 2018 with all the professionalism you expect from Undercooked Analysis. Their story this time around features a frustrated writer that eats brown sugar and is paid a visit in his lonely cabin by something hideous. Will this story crawl into our hearts, or is it best to lock the doors and leave it outside?
"One Windy Night" is credited to Isaac Boissonneau (Hopefullygoodgramar). Read along here.
Surprise! It's Christmas, and David, Dead Palette and Allen are the gift that keeps on giving. This episode is pretty much nothing but holiday discussion, with a NoSleep story tied on like a bow at the very end. We hope you enjoy, and we wish you happy holidays, no matter what you celebrate (or don't, as the case may be).
"'I hear Santa's reindeer outside!' shouted my six-year-old" is credited to BlairDaniels.
The gang has decided to give you your present early this year, with a couple of horrible holiday stories that are sure to bring you tidings of comfort and joy (in one way or another). Meanwhile, enjoy the usual stocking stuffer of a lot of banter.
"Christmas" is credited to CafeLegendary; "Christmas in July" is credited to EmyrealInvective.
Another intrepid Patron has sent us their own story to be analyzed, this one inspired by the concept of Keyhole Fiction - a snapshot of a world without much in the way of explanation. Will the gang find the view enticing, or are they left with a door best left unlocked?
"Viewed Through A Keyhole" is written by Alex Hatzberger.
Bring along the critter repellent and hope we don't get another Huntsville in this one as David, Dead Palette, Allen and Rachel trek into the woods again. Will we get a harrowing horror story that actually works, or is this one another tale lost in the wilderness?
"Shady Wood" is credited to Immutatus.