The weird, weird tale of Freddrick Gorgote/"Napoleon"/Forenzik F. Forenzik/Shaq continues in this episode.
"Forenzik/The Forenzik Journals" is credited to Dronian.
Thumbnail art by Nikita Kaur. Check out his work and commission info at http://nickkaur.deviantart.com/
We got pasta sign! David, Kaela and Allen are all giant geeks when it comes to Mystery Science Theater 3000, so naturally this would lead to them reading a theory-based Creepypasta based on the show's mythos. Will they be able to quit bantering long enough to get through what could ultimately be a forgettable story?
"Mystery Science Theater 3000: Limbo" is credited to WayWardWanderer.
Who is the man behind the gas mask? David, Dead Palette and Allen aim to find out when they return to the Happy Appy Cinematic Universe (HACU) and begin reading the extensive backstory of Fredderick Gorgote, aka "Forenzik" (aka Shaquille O'Neal?). What fresh apple-scented Hell will Dronian subject them to this time?
"Forenzik/The Forenzik Journals" is credited to Dronian.
Thumbnail art by Nikita Kaur. Check out his work and commission info at http://nickkaur.deviantart.com/
Yo listen up, here's the story: David, Dead Palette and Allen read a pair of short stories with the only interconnection being a color. It's Eiffel 65 vs. Blue's Clues Creepypasta, so the stage is set for mediocrity... or is it?
"I'm Blue" is credited to Extramrdo. "Blues Clue's Where's Blue?" is unknown, but found through THE-ONE-WHO-CARED.
David offers his co-hosts a C.K. Walker short story to whet their appetites for more of the author's work down the line, but this is one none of them have read before. Will it be intriguing enough to Dead Palette and Allen that it will pave the way for the infamous "Borrasca?" And, more importantly, what's their opinion on Pop-Tarts vs. Toaster Strudel?
The gang and SoberDwarf may not be experts at dating, but they do know the warning signs when this story's protagonist is abut to get in over his head and settle down with the "perfect" woman he met. Will this story warrant a second date, or will it never get a call back?
"Dating Game" is uncredited. Read along here.
No one expects anything good out of a haunted game Creepypasta anymore, especially with a title like this. Yet the gang perseveres, along with returning guest SoberDwarf, to see what tropes and cliches litter this particular work about an SNES favorite.
Story credited to Mattboy15.
The boys finally get to the bottom of things behind SCP-093, and then move on to finally talk about one of David's favorite SCPs.
There's no connecting theme between these two stories, other than that they might be the most boring things David, Dead Palette and Allen have read in their UCA career thus far...
"Dogtags" and "Circus" are both uncredited.
When they started this, the gang didn't expect nearly this much lore built into SCP-093. But is it a good or bad thing?
SCP-093's entry can be found here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
The Foundation's information has been leaked, and David, Dead Palette and Allen infiltrate the archives to see what they can uncover. Not all anomalies are created equal however, so will the SCPs they look at prove darkly entertaining for the right reasons?
All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
Oh! Here comes the Welcome Committee to plunge headfirst into the ridiculous lore behind Jeff the Killer's Ms. Male Character, Jane the Killer. There's no doubt David, Dead Palette, Allen, Kaela and Slimebeast are in for something stupid, but even they cannot anticipate just how strangely entertaining the whole thing is...
"Jane's Letter (AKA Jane the Killer)" is credited to AngryDogDesigns; "Jane the Killer: The Real Story" is uncredited on the source we found it. Read them along with both here.
It's a creature feature on this episode as David and Kaela meet dinosaur-enthusiast Prasokour to read this confusing story of a boy(?) and his imaginary friend(?). Is there anything deeper to this oddball tale, or is it just a hodgepodge of random?
"Sombrero Wearing Dinosaur" is credited to The Wizard Experience Starring Meds 2.0. Read along here.
Our protagonist follows in the footsteps of Mr. (Billy) Mays to find the elusive Showers, and the gang wonders how long it will take to reach the spooky part... among other things. Will this story prove itself in the end?
"The Showers" is credited to clover10176. Read along here.
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David, Dead Palette and Allen begin a two-part story, featuring a story-within-a-story, Halloween, and Billy Mays impressions... Wait, what? What does it mean? Is the story any good? Why are we assuming you're asking all these questions? Give a listen to find out!
"The Showers" is credited to clover10176. Read along here.
The space travelers from Raygun Readers and galactic hitchhiker Rachel Hanson have come to David and Kaela to share this conspiracy theory pasta. Does it truly outline the dark and nefarious background agenda of the Google-owned video giant, or is it baseless nonsense?
"What They're Not Telling You about YouTube" is credited to Zarathustra86. Read along here.
Now it's Dead Palette's turn to be absent as David, Kaela, Allen and Mike MacDee dig into one of his own stories. It's a surreal trip to a college campus where the laws of space and time are off-kilter, but will it ascribe to the writing method Dead Palette so strongly advocates?
Bishop Selby was written by Dead Palette. Read along here.
Have a nice trip, see you next fall! David, Dead Palette and Allen are joined by author Mike MacDee to take yet another trip into the woods, following a story of four rather accident-prone kids. Is there a sinister presence skulking amid the trees?
"My Last Camping Trip" is written by Dustin Koski. Read along here.
The gang meets up in Dead Palette's neck of the woods to host a panel at Ohayocon 2017. David, DP, Kaela, SoberDwarf and newcomer Chelsea Comer all sit in for a live performance of a Creepypasta classic and then a blind read of a story chosen by the groans of the audience at the mention of its title...
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, because David, Allen and Dead Palette (especially Dead Palette) all love rabbits. But does the story? The gang reads an account of a small Idaho town and a boy's inventive means of drawing local wildlife in for a picture.
"Rabbits in the Creek" is uncredited. Read along here.