No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, because David, Allen and Dead Palette (especially Dead Palette) all love rabbits. But does the story? The gang reads an account of a small Idaho town and a boy's inventive means of drawing local wildlife in for a picture.
"Rabbits in the Creek" is uncredited. Read along here.
David, Dead Palette, Allen and Kaela take a trip to the deserts of Arizona, where bizarre things happen to a couple driving to visit friends. In typical UCA fashion though, this story quickly takes a turn for the worse, and the gang gets a little distracted talking about a new friend...
"Arizona" is written anonymously. Read along here.
Dead Palette, Allen and Slimebeast kick off the new year with a story of conspiracies and cliches. But something seems missing... What could it possibly be?
"Binary DNA" is written, apparently, anonymously. Read along here
Christmas Eve is usually reserved for waiting for a fat man with presents to arrive, but this year David, Dead Palette and especially Allen have been given the gift of scary Santa stories by a multitude of podcast listeners. With four stories picked from the impressive stack of written works, which will come out on top?
David and Kaela are joined by Abysmii and Papreeka of the Raygun Readers Podcast to boldly go where they've only kind of been before: sci-fi Creepypastas. What do these two stories illustrate about the crossover between horror and science? And will either of them be any good?
"Button Day" is uncredited. Read along here.
"Lights" is written by Shadowswimmer77. Read along here.
David and Kaela sit down for an imaginary drink and a real chat with friends from the Witching Hour Podcast, Seid and Raevell. Their topic: a set of related accounts from a waitress at a seaside British pub where all of the patrons have something odd about them. Will the story convince the gang to stay for another round, or will it make them call it a night early?
"There are few things as depressing and shitty as working in a seaside British pub" is a NoSleep story credited to Cymoril_Melnibone.
Back in August, Dronian (the creator of "Happy Appy") made some revelations known... but no one told David, Dead Palette and Allen until now!
It probably wasn't the best idea for David, Dead Palette and Allen to start reading this particular story so late at night, and not for the reason you might think. Will this 4chan account of a surreal camping trip (near Huntsville) be a worthwhile endeavor, or will the guys find their sleep-deprived efforts in vain?
With the first two stories of our Elite Four cleared, the gang delves into the 2nd and 1st-place winners' stories. Who will be the very best, like no one ever was?
In October, Dead Palette issued a challenge to all trainers: be the very best at writing a haunted Pokemon cartridge story, like no one ever was. Sixteen stories were submitted, but which will come out on top? David, DP and Allen now gather to reveal the winners, beginning with the winner of the coveted Ashcan Award (for proving Dead Palette wrong) and our 3rd-place story...
Taken from a panel at Anime California, join David, Kaela, Matt Holley and Dead Palette as they perform "The Only Sensible Ritual Pasta" and read a haunted gaming(?) story blind before a live audience.
SoberDwarf sticks around for a hopefully satisfying conclusion as the gang reads the show's first "Haunted Game" story. Delving into a strange an unsettling mod for Morrowind, will it be one to keep or a shoddily-made mess?
"Jvk1166z.esp" has no known author.
Special guest SoberDwarf joins David, Dead Palette and Allen for a story with a very long name but a very promising setup. The title says it all, but will it have the narrative weight to back it up?
This story is credited to natesw. Read along here.
As October settles in, David, Dead Palette and Dustin Koski attempt to get into the spirit of the season with a Halloween story about a divorced dad, his blue-eyed boy, and their creepy neighbor with some very realistic yard decorations. Is this story a sweet treat or a dirty trick?
"The Masked Man" has no known author.
It's a rare occasion when David, Dead Palette, Kaela, Matt Benson and Andrew Linde are all in the same room together, and a golden opportunity to read one of Slimebeast's lesser-known stories.
"Completely Normal Eric" is by Slimebeast. Read along here.
Dustin Koski returns to share an unusual tape with David and Allen. Something peculiar is going on at a local gas station, but is the end result a chilling tale or a mess to be wiped off the linoleum floor?
Read along here.
One is a killer clown. One is a scary chef. Both are on the stand as David, Dead Palette and Allen determine whether these two short stories have narrative value, while David and Allen try to curb Dead Palette's unhealthy Overwatch addiction.
Both "Bubby the Clown" and "Mr. Mix" are author unknown.
It's not as much fun going through a haunted house alone, is it? David and special guest Drew Rausch cross the threshold of the NoEnd House to see if it's all it's cracked up to be, but not before breaking into the usual tangents about their shared love of Halloween and haunt attractions.
"NoEnd House" is credited to Brian Russell. Read along here.
Post-Happy Appy, just about anything David, Dead Palette and Allen read has got to be better, right? That's the hope the trio has as they get started on a story of a camping trip gone awry. However, after an alright start, things start to go downhill fairly quickly, and their hopes of starting something worthwhile are quickly diminished. Will the story start to pick up at any point, or was this a bad choice for a fresh start?
The story is uncredited. Read along here.