David and Slimebeast are joined by special guest Dustin Koski of Chilling Tales: The Podcast to read a NoSleep account with a very long name. Will this tale steadfastly bring chills, or will it just be made a spectacle?
The story is credited to inaaace. Read along here.
The literary carnage continues as David, Dead Pallet and Allen actually travel through time to get through another chunk of this inane, insane story. Friendships will be tested and emotions will run high. Will our heroes survive?
"Happy Appy" is credited to Dronian. Read it here.
David takes some time off from Happy Appy to read a story with Kaela and Slimebeast, but it seems there will be no relief in sight as they read another "icon" story about a girl with a tragic past and an even more tragic present as a murderer. Is the real tragedy that this is just another Jeff the Killer wannabe? Only time will tell...
"Clockwork: Your Time Is Up" can be read along with here.
David, Dead Palette and Allen Chaney have all been hitting the sauce again... the apple sauce. If you've ever wondered about the definition of insanity, look not further than this episode as our hosts begin a spiraling descent into narrative madness.
"Happy Appy" is credited to Dronian. Read it here.
Friendship is magic when David and Dead Palette meet with Allen Chaney to read one of the most infamous pieces of grotesque fan-fiction ever written about cartoon horses. Bring a strong stomach for this one, and be warned: it's going to get ugly.
"Cupcakes" is attributed to Sergeant Sprinkles. Read along here.
Someone has left the light on for David, Dead Palette and Kaela in this story of an unusual neighbor with some curious late-nights habits. Will this reading be a welcoming glow, or will it leave us all in the dark?
"The Lights in the House Below" is credited to Aja. Read it here.
Do not adjust your listening device: we are in control. David, Dead Palette and Kaela gather for a shorter, more obscure story about a macabre hijacking of the regularly scheduled TV programming for Seneca, South Carolina. Will it have them glued to their seats in anticipation, or will they simply change the channel?
"Broadcast Interruption" is credited, oddly, to 4chan and just 4chan. You can read along here.
David and special guest Peyton Pearson ("Red Sky at Night," "Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog," "String Theory") try to celebrate May 4th with a Star Wars pasta. They are sadly led astray...
"The Jawas" is credited to J. Fenris. Read along here.
David, Kaela and Slimebeast have ordered a dubious dish from that arcade/pizzeria "where a kid can be a kid." What horrors could a story set among creepy animatronic animals and dirty play structures contain? Unfortunately, none of the above apply...
"The Real Chuck E. Cheese" is uncredited. You can read along here.
David and Slimebeast read a pair of stories dealing with a couple of Creepypasta "icon" characters, the sort that inspire fan works across the net: Eyeless Jack and the Seed Eater.
"Eyeless Jack" has an unknown author. "Through the Trees" is apparently credited to Orfy666.
David and Kaela flex their shared Disney nerddom as they read a Creepypasta inspired by a real-life closed and rotting water park in Walt Disney World. Will the story add another eerie layer to the rumor mill, or is it a tale best left abandoned?
"The River Country Film" is credited to TheBushAdministration. You can read along here.
It certainly was an experience for David, Dead Palette, Kaela and Slimebeast. Is this popular story really as effective as its cracked up to be?
"The Harbinger Experiment" is credited to Zyon J. You can read along here.
The weird science continues when David and Dead Palette read this story of sensory deprivation and cryptic messages from beyond. Is this a narrative gateway that is best left closed?
"Gateway of the Mind" is uncredited. You can read along here.
David attempts to read a story about an unethical human experiment gone awry while Dead Palette attempts to re-brand the show in his own, uh, "unique" way. Spoilers: neither of these things go over very well.
"Happy Puppet Syndrome" is uncredited. You can read along here.
Creepy creatures come crawling when David and Dead Palette read this eerie story about entities that feed on fear. Do the Gristers bring the terror they so hope to consume?
More Creepypasta goodness, as mentioned in this episode, can be found on TooSpooky.com, the Midnight Marinara forum, and on Skill Flea's Scare Your Friends podcast.
It's back to basics as David and Dead Palette unravel a strange fiction piece that, surprisingly, has nothing to do with the scientific name it bares. Will they find a taut and thought-provoking story, or are they just being strung along?
"String Theory" is credited to Tesla. You can read along here.