In which an insane scientist brings us back from the dead so we can interview a cloistered hillbilly and a witch, and we finish the series of stories of a man named Fuck.
These descriptions just get weirder and weirder.
DPST Update 2
In which we update you for the second time
DPST+7 - The Alien Quadrilogy
In which most of the four Alien films don't suck as much as they're supposed to. MOST of them.
Episode 16 - 'Johnny Carson Is Just The Worst'
In which we waste our time with another crappy guest that doesn't know how to do her job - entertainment reporter Dong Smith, we regret reading some fan letters, and psychic medium Expecto the Magnificent helps us commune with the dead.
DPST+6 - The Dumb and Dumber 'Trilogy'
In which Matt and Nyssa, for some stupid reason, slog through Dumb and Dumber To, Dumb and Dumberer, and the inferior unrated edition of the otherwise-classic Dumb and Dumber.
DPST+5 - The Expendables 3
In which Matt and Nyssa talk about Sly Stallone's latest piece of shit paid vacation, The Expendables 3.
Episode 15 - 'Goddamn S-Bend'
In which Matt and Nyssa begin with a bad judgement call and things get worse from there as they talk to PR-hack Mary Sherry, indulge another twisted Story Time, and interview someone who is not Kenny G.
Happy Australia Day
Where the big issues take a back seat to small talk!
Episode 14 - 'BOATS!'
In which we interview aspiring young celebrity Marine...Maureen...something, we return to Nostalgia Killer and have a look at the Disney film 'Mulan', and we hear some poetry and other such ramblings from an Australian bush poet only known as Darryl.
DPST+4 - The Babadook
We have a chat about the latest, greatest...well, at least the latest thing to come out of South Australia - creepy boogeyman/psychological thriller, The Babadook.
Episode 13 - 'Not Season 3, Episode 1'
In which it's CHRISTMAS! We interview Mrs Claus, Matt speaks to a bunch of uppity ghosts trying to tell him what to do, and Nyssa interviews Krampus, the Christmas Asshole.
Episode 12 - 'Celia Chisholm: Trout Wife'
In which we receive shocking news, we look back on the eventful Season 2, we interview Matt and Nyssa from Episode 1 and we interview Nyssa's favourite returning guest.
Episode 11 - 'Schindler's List Is Trash'
In which we interview 5 famous British Davids, resolve some hypothetical situations, and interview amateur film reviewer Gladys Vance.
DPST UK Update
In which we tell you what the eff we've been doing in the last month and when the next episode is going to be out!
DPST+3 - The Room / The Disaster Artist
In which Matt and Nyssa discuss the 'greatest bad movie ever made' - The Room - and the book written by principle cast member Greg Sestero chronicling the production of The Room, his past as an actor, and his friendship with the bizarre man behind the movie - Tommy Wiseau.
Episode 10 - Season 1 Finale
In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron are joined by meat-sack Carl Gregory for story-time, the disastrous return of Jennifer Love Reptile, and interviews with corpse-stylist Cadmium Thurman, and little twerps Scott and Taylor.
'Bradley Pooper' written by Carl Gregory
Episode 9 - 'Extra Special Friday Edition'
In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron tell a story of Slap, the not-gay boy, take callers for advice columnist Deanna del Pescado, and chat with German experimental film-maker Gress Scheßschterfescht.
Episode 8 - 'Robot Awareness Month'
In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron celebrate Robot Awareness Month by interviewing a representative of the Royal Robot Council of Australia, Fuckbot, the figurehead of the Royal Commission for Recommissioned Royal Robots, Queen Elizabeth II, and finish the episode with a mystery guest.
Featuring a submission from Carl Gregory
Episode 7 - 'Seed House'
In which friends of the podcast - Pat and Melissa - fill in for Matt and Nyssa, who have mysteriously disappeared in the wake of their alleged charity fraud. They conduct a special investigation into the developing situation with reporter Bindi Irwin, take some calls from the podcast's audience, and interview Tricia Merquet on the subject of her unconventional new dating advice book.
With a submission from Carl Gregory, A.K.A Steazy McWhale-Tits.
Episode 6 - 'Mumps, Measles, Hepatitis C-sles'
In which we rerun an old episode from the 20's featuring the glamorous Miriam Snipes and the lecherous Baron Munchausen-By-Proxy, a Nostalgia Killer review of George Melies' 'A Trip To The Moon', and eager young inventor Samuel Swift and his electrical cure-all treatment.